So the in-laws are officially going crazy. I’m serious. First, it was this book that tells you how to read water crystals. Then it was some kind of drops that rid your body of all the metal. And some other stuff in between. Now it’s this “machine.” This “machine” is a laptop with a special software loaded onto it. It cost them over $20k. The software reads the energy level in your house. Then, you get hooked up to all these wires similar to a polygraph. After 3 minutes of silence where everyone has to leave the room, this computer spits out everything that is wrong with you. From fungus to worms to biochemical warfare, this “machine” can find it all. And the best part is, it can find you anywhere in the WORLD! Anywhere. It just reads your “energy levels” and picks you up. Amazing!
Of course, the in-laws believe that once the government and the pharmaceutical industry discovers that this “machine” can heal people, they will be in trouble and the government will, in MIL’s words, “shut them down.” At that time, they plan to go to the country of Ecuador to continue their healing. Most recently, they have decided to start a church and incorporate it so that they can heal people under the rights of religious freedom.
Crazy, I tell you!
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